This is Alexting
The Creator
I created a whole text vocabulary (with some great write-in words) that I want to go global. Let's make it happen Cap'n.
"Exting" - when you text someone you used to date
"Heterosexting" - when straight people sext
"Homosexting" - when gay or lesbian people sext
"Bisexting" - when bisexual people sext
"Metrosexting" - when straight guys text about shopping, mani/pedis, or fashion
"Hexting" - when you curse someone through a text message
"Vexting" a.k.a. "Perplexting" - when you get a text message that makes no sense
"Rolodexting" - when you send someone a phone number through a text message
"Flexting" - when you try to show off in a text message
"Bowflexting" - when you text while working out
"T-rexting" - when you text about dinosaurs
"Excremexting" - when you text while going to the bathroom
"Extraterrexting" - when you text about aliens
"Nexting" - when you forward a text message
"Chexting In" - when you text someone to see how they are doing
"Disrespexting" - when you put someone down in a text message
"Disstrexting" - sending a text when you're stressed out
"Overreaxting" - when someone gets too bothered by or misinterprets a text message
"Rejexting" - when you turn someone down through a text message
"Neglexting" - when you ignore someone's text messages
"Procrastinexting" - when you send a text message to avoid doing something (i.e. work, clean, etc)
"Anorexting" - when you turn down someone's offer to meet up for food (it's not PC, but it works)
"Introspexting" - when you text something revealing about who you are as a person
"Metroplexting" - when you text someone from the Dallas/Fort Worth area
"Selexting" - when you scroll through your contact list to see who you want to text
"Suggexting" - when you throw out ideas in a text message
"Solicitexting" - when you try and sell something via text message
"Confexting" - when you confess something in a text message
"Regrexting" - when you send a text that you know you shouldn't have sent or text someone that you know you shouldn't have
"Texmexting" - when you text a hot Hispanic guy or girl
"Cinaplexting" - when you text about going to see a movie
"Contemplexting" - when you are trying to figure out what to say in a text message
"Reconnexting" - when you text someone you haven't talked to in a long time
"Recollexting" - when you text about the good ole days
"Molexting" - when you send an inappropriate and unwanted text message
The tense of these words can be changed, such as "I got molexted last night" or "I'm about to regrext". Please make this a part of your lingo.
"Exting" - when you text someone you used to date
"Heterosexting" - when straight people sext
"Homosexting" - when gay or lesbian people sext
"Bisexting" - when bisexual people sext
"Metrosexting" - when straight guys text about shopping, mani/pedis, or fashion
"Hexting" - when you curse someone through a text message
"Vexting" a.k.a. "Perplexting" - when you get a text message that makes no sense
"Rolodexting" - when you send someone a phone number through a text message
"Flexting" - when you try to show off in a text message
"Bowflexting" - when you text while working out
"T-rexting" - when you text about dinosaurs
"Excremexting" - when you text while going to the bathroom
"Extraterrexting" - when you text about aliens
"Nexting" - when you forward a text message
"Chexting In" - when you text someone to see how they are doing
"Disrespexting" - when you put someone down in a text message
"Disstrexting" - sending a text when you're stressed out
"Overreaxting" - when someone gets too bothered by or misinterprets a text message
"Rejexting" - when you turn someone down through a text message
"Neglexting" - when you ignore someone's text messages
"Procrastinexting" - when you send a text message to avoid doing something (i.e. work, clean, etc)
"Anorexting" - when you turn down someone's offer to meet up for food (it's not PC, but it works)
"Introspexting" - when you text something revealing about who you are as a person
"Metroplexting" - when you text someone from the Dallas/Fort Worth area
"Selexting" - when you scroll through your contact list to see who you want to text
"Suggexting" - when you throw out ideas in a text message
"Solicitexting" - when you try and sell something via text message
"Confexting" - when you confess something in a text message
"Regrexting" - when you send a text that you know you shouldn't have sent or text someone that you know you shouldn't have
"Texmexting" - when you text a hot Hispanic guy or girl
"Cinaplexting" - when you text about going to see a movie
"Contemplexting" - when you are trying to figure out what to say in a text message
"Reconnexting" - when you text someone you haven't talked to in a long time
"Recollexting" - when you text about the good ole days
"Molexting" - when you send an inappropriate and unwanted text message
The tense of these words can be changed, such as "I got molexted last night" or "I'm about to regrext". Please make this a part of your lingo.